Bataleon Distortia 2025 Snowboards

A lightweight women’s twin, the Distortia is ideal for pushing your park progression and taking on the whole mountain. Its symmetrical shape, twin flex and 3D base profile lets you ride switch, chuck spins and butter around without worrying about catching an edge. This is the board of choice for Klaudia Medlova.

• Park: 10/10
  Resort: 8/10
  Pow: 6/10
  
  Flex
  4/10
  (1=Soft, 10=Stiff)
  Softer snowboards are easier to press and won’t kick your ass if you make a mistake. Stiffer decks are more stable at speed and super responsive edge-to-edge.
  
  Float Ratio
  50/100
  Maximum volume for surfy vibes in the pow, or a smaller surface area for nimble freestyle performance. This number is calculated with length, width, 3D shape and surface distribution.
  
  Shape:
  
  Twin
  Boards that are shaped for the park are designed with maximum center base width and minimal side base uplift. Creating a stable landing platform with confidence boosting forgiveness and next level agility. Think about your tricks not about your edges.
  
  Low Camber
  Camber profiles are defined from low to high. Higher camber make for more dynamic boards that need to be ridden more aggressively to get maximum performance. Lower camber boards are smoother on lower speeds and in powder. All camber profiles run from nose to tail. Higher is not always better...
  
  3BT™ + Sidekick™
  Combining the responsiveness of traditional tip-to-tail camber with the dynamic shaping properties of Triple Base Technology and the performance boosting Sidekick feature makes for a 3D snowboarding experience like no other.
  
  Nose Sidebase Uplift
  Medium
  The gradual side base uplift in the nose determines how the board will behave on snow. most effected are the edge to edge performance and the uplift generated when riding powder.
  
  Tail Sidebase Uplift
  Medium
  The gradual side base uplift in the tail determines how the board will behave on snow. Any amount of uplift brings all the benefits of Triple Base Technology making our boards more versatile then others.
  
  Construction:
  
  Glassing
  Bi-Ax Lamination
  A traditional two-way weave that is light, strong and playful; it keeps the board snappy without adding torsional stiffness, which is great for getting creative.
  
  Woodcore
  Light Core
  50/50 Paulownia and poplar creates a balanced core that’s lively yet strong.
  
  Base
  Hyper Glide S
  Our standard sintered base that’s durable and fast – and even faster when you keep it waxed.
  
  Layup & Laminate
  Carbon Stringers
  Our tried and tested carbon layups. We deploy them in different areas to fine-tune the feel of each model.
  
  Sidewalls
  Flex Walls
  
  Technology:
  
  Triple Base Technology™
  At the heart of every Bataleon is a combination of 3BT™ and positive camber. It’s an innovative solution to the profile puzzle that minimizes the potential for edge-catch without sacrificing ollie power or carving performance. From this starting point, we fine-tune each element according to the boards desired riding style.
  
  SideKick™
  SideKick™ builds on the concept of Triple Base by increasing the sidebase uplift just outside the widest points of the nose and tail. The tips become more like a hull, boosting float in deep snow and slicing through crud. It also helps the board to roll quickly and evenly from edge to edge.
  
  C.S.T. SuperTubes
  Central Super Tube, a single Super Tube down the middle of the board enhances pop without stiffening the board torsionally. Great for jibbing.

  
  

Free freight on NZ Orders over $300!

Our shipping rates are based on the cost of your combined purchases.

As a general rule, orders will be dispatched from our Queenstown store, on the next business day after payment is received. Sometimes, we might achieve same day dispatch, however this is not guaranteed. All orders are freighted via standard security freight, utilising several different Third Party couriers, depending on product ordered and delivery address. Dispatch will usually take 1-3 business days from leaving our store. Freight for items/destinations outside of normal regions, should be negotiated prior to dispatch.

Click and Collect - With online purchases, the customer has an option to personally collect from our NZSHRED store at 19 Shotover Street, Queenstown. These purchases are freight & handling free-of-charge.

Please note all Solid Paddlebaords and Surfboards are Click and Collect ONLY. 

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So this is a tricky area. A lot of variation based on riding style, ability, gender; some boards your ride a little shorter or longer than standard. But use this chart as a good basis, and feel free to get in touch about any specific board sizing for your needs.

To decide between two sizes, choose the smaller size if your priority is maneuverability and freestyle performance, choose the larger size if you're focused on riding fast and powder performance. A shorter board will be easier to turn and a longer board will offer better float and stability riding off-piste.